15 July 2011 @ 08:41 am
 [And Faramir wandered straight into a whole fucking army of slow mutants] 

[Luckily for Faramir, well, he's Faramir. With all the badassery that entails. So not only did he notice them before they started shooting poison at him, he also stained his sword with an awful lot of mutie blood. Consensus; they're easier to kill than orcs]

[Less luckily, they still have those poison dart thingies, and he took one in the arm while he was driving them away. He's dealt with poison before, of course, and he's done all the right things - made a tourniquet out of his swordbelt, taken the dart out (very very carefully), and, now, with the poison nonetheless getting to him, he's searching desperately for clean water to wash it out]
 
[There's blood trickling down his face, but he's pretty sure it's not his]
 
 
 
08 July 2011 @ 06:32 pm
 [Kaylee's found some old machinery. Who's surprised?]

[She's walking around it. Looking it up and down. Trying to figure out what it's for, all these broken, rusted pieces of junkyard scrap. Her fingers brush the iron]

Come on. Talk to me...

[Anyone from around here could tell her mutie territory's not the best place to go all mechanical detective. Then again, nobody's around]
 
 
 
07 July 2011 @ 05:46 pm
[Oh.]

[Oh.]

[Roland stands in the long grass and just straight-out stares. He knows this air, this ground - knows it with the distant familiarity of a long-gone childhood. New Canaan. New Canaan still green and fresh, with crops in the fields and people moving among them. And, in the distance, almost out of sight even for his preternaturally sharp eyes... silhouetted buildings. Gilead.]

[It's possible that the reason it's almost out of sight is that, as he stands there motionless and with his breath caught in his throat, he's crying.]
 
 
 
07 July 2011 @ 12:25 pm
 Been wonderin' when we'd cycle back to--- [Eddie cuts off--- maybe they're home. Maybe they're home and he's still alive.]

[Seems like an awful lot to hope for; but he's got his kit, and all his faculties, as far as he can tell. Not even the slightest tinge of red to his sight.]

[Sounds like a good day to him.]
 
 
Current Music: Song of the Spheres
 
 
 
07 July 2011 @ 12:06 pm
 [Well... so much for 'vacation'. But it's good to be home.... in it's own way.]

[The Man in Black is getting his bearings, wiggling his toes in desert sand that may once have been the bones of his enemies. Re-acclimating. Really diggin' into the skin of the World.]

Gotta wonder if this is real. If we're back for good an' all.

[That catches him for a second, when he says it; 'We'.]
 
 
Current Location: Home Sweet Hell
Current Music: 'Man With The Hex'
 
 
 
07 July 2011 @ 04:06 pm
 You know what?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

We know our audience. We know who's still around. When they want to be.

So here, have what you want, Stephen King-tards. Who even gives a shit? 



If there's anyone here who doesn't know what this place is, it's some town in some place in some world full of mutants and people with big guns. But it's all medievale too. And there's ~*~magic~*~ and ~*~spirituality~*~ and ~*~crazy sci-fi shit~*~. It's basically a nerd's wet dream. Pick it up and roll with it, bitches, I'm giving up for now.

ETA: For the record, what you're looking at here is Gilead. As in, for nerds, it still exists. JUST TO GIVE YOU A TIMESCALE HERE.
 
 
 
31 May 2011 @ 08:01 pm
Did you enjoy your month of fuck all? Well, things might actually get interesting now.

Or they might not, of course. It's pretty much up to you.

It's back in the days when men were real men, women were real women, and creepy train-chasing murderers were real creepy train-chasing murderers. And yes. You're on a train. It's called the Flying Pussyfoot, because in 1931, people sucked ass at coming up with train names, and theoretically it's going to New York, but don't get your hopes up, because if it actually got there, the mods might, like... have to do something.

And there's some shit about gangs and bootleggers and I don't even know what the fuck else, but basically you're all gangsters. On a train. To New York. With a murderer who wanders around killing passengers.

We clear?

 
 
 
28 April 2011 @ 10:38 pm
There are no Easter eggs. Should have got here sooner. But, as compensation, in the liquor cabinet is whatever the fuck you want.

On the table is the following list:

PERSON
1. Zoe
2. Roland
3. Kaylee
4. Anya
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

ACTION:
1. Lick
2. Kiss
3. Touch
4. Bite
5. Suck

NAUGHTY:
1. Mouth
2. Chest
3. Go to the naughtier list!
4. Stomach (below belly button)
5. Thighs

NAUGHTIER:
1. Inside mouth
2. Nipples
3. Butt
4. Crotch
5. Inner thighs

The game will start when we've got five people in the room. Random number generator here. Have fun, y'all.
 
 
 
24 April 2011 @ 06:31 pm
In this room's liquor cabinet is rum, sake, tequila, and of course wine and beer. And a large Easter egg each.

On the table is the following list:

PERSON
1. Faramir
2. Ashura
3. Estonia
4. Graham
5. Sweden
6. Eddie
7.
8.
9.
10.

ACTION:
1. Lick
2. Kiss
3. Touch
4. Bite
5. Suck

NAUGHTY:
1. Mouth
2. Chest
3. Go to the naughtier list!
4. Stomach (below belly button)
5. Thighs

NAUGHTIER:
1. Inside mouth
2. Nipples
3. Butt
4. Crotch
5. Inner thighs


The game will start when we've got five people in the room. Random number generator here. Have fun, y'all.
 
 
 
24 April 2011 @ 12:31 pm
In this room's liquor cabinet is whiskey, brandy, wine, beer, and wodka. And a huuuuuuge basket of Easter eggs. CHOCOLATE WILL TAKE AWAY THE PAIN.

On the table is the following list:

PERSON:
1. Poland
2. John Constantine
3. Near
4. The Man in Black
5. Denmark
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

ACTION:
1. Lick
2. Kiss
3. Touch
4. Bite
5. Suck

NAUGHTY:
1. Mouth
2. Chest
3. Go to the naughtier list!
4. Stomach (below belly button)
5. Thighs

NAUGHTIER:
1. Inside mouth
2. Nipples
3. Butt
4. Crotch
5. Inner thighs


The game will start when we've got five people in the room. Random number generator here. Have fun, y'all.